Family, fun, friends, football, & food.

I had an epiphany last night sitting on the toilet.
I said to myself, "self - you need to stop eating frozen sugar cookie dough & getting quarter pounders with cheese".
Yes folks, I had a pretty big #momfail last night & got Ro a Happy Meal.
And I maaaybe got myself something too...
Like I told Dev, this is the first time I've had McDonalds sober in foreverrrr.
SO. Today I knock this crap off & start treating my body right again.
God knows I can't weigh 196 pounds AND be single. There's a recipe for disaster.

Now. With all that being said, I want to touch on something else:
I had a conversation with my friend Levi, Saturday night & he basically told me I have got to stop being so hard on myself.
Stop being so hard on myself to work out everyday, eat perfect everyday, get over S everyday, be the best mom in the world everyday.
YOU GET IT.
So I also decided during my toilet-epiphany that I would relax on the self-deprecation front (like by 12% because if you can't laugh at yourself...) and stop punishing myself for every.little.thing.
Let's see how that goes, huh?

Ok. This is going to be a big ol' blog so buckle up!

Friday, everyone was gone from work so I took the liberty of taking some office selfies.

I'm thinking of joining www.match.com & making this my profile pic.

 

Also thank GOD everyone bailed on work Friday because my bumhole was on fire. This was my BFF all the live long day:

Febreeze + Poop Smell = Delicious.

 

I did go to the gym though!

Props Mich.

Quick mile warm up and then weights. I was sore all weekend.

 







I feel pretty - oh so pretty!

 

While I was tooting, working, exercising, and taking awesome pics, Rosalie was at home being a muffin-pants:

Seriously. I die.

 

When I got home from work, Sarah Maria came over for another wild & crazy night.

We were all rocking our friendship bracelets (that's not really what they are...I've been trying to get Sarah to do a friendship anything with me for years (necklaces, bracelets, tattoos - she won't do any of it with me)). SAD.

The 3 amigos.

 

Sarah likes to joke that we are Rosalie's mommies and refers to herself as Mommy #2.

Funny stuff.

We went out on the town & splurged on some fro-yo at Dickie Yos. You guys - if you haven't been, GO NOW. So yummo & they have a lot of low fat/fat free options.

(Which is negated when you top it off with hot fudge & cookie dough pieces. YOLO.)

 

At Dickie-Yos.

 

Gotta love her.

 

After Ro went down, I did some pinning (on Pinterest - what else?). Found this little gem:

 

"All The Single" ladies just popped into my head.

And now an image of Phil dancing is in my head.

Good times.

 

Saturday I failed pretty hard at taking pics.

WHICH SUCKS. Because Jill came over with her son Kayleb who is the exact same age as Rosalie.

He is toooo stinking cute & it was fun to hang out with a little dude!

I did manage to get this pic of Niki & I watching my boyfriend on Vampire Diaries:

 

SOOL.

 

Let's just sum up Saturday with a GO DUCKS.

 

Sunday was a big day.

Horsies, a photoshoot, & Braden's football game.

I'm just gonna post a bunch of pics for your viewing pleasure:

 

Rosalie grooming Butterscotch.

For those of you with poor eyesight - Butterscotch is not a real horsie.

 

This is Katie - she is a real horsie,

And that's as close as Rosalie would get.

Believe it or not - that is progress.

 

Rosalie. Looking cute. And tiny. <3

 

Then it was off to have Rosalie's pics taken.

Her and Aunt Sarah are two peas in a pod.

 

Have to admit - the iPhone takes some bomb pics.

 

 

And then someone (I won't mention any names) started getting sleepy.

And crabby.

 

See what I mean?

 

Although I have superb photography skillz, it was this lady who was kind enough to take pics of me & my beezy tot:

This is Brandy, she is such a doll.

Go check out her stuff!

 

I mean seriously. Look at my model babe:

 NAILED IT.

 

Once we got home, Rosalie went to nahnight land & momma had some dark chocolate.

 

Saucy.

 

Once Ro woke up from her beauty rest (THREE hours later) we headed out to Braden's football game.

Auntie Bonnie, Anthony, Nana, Papa, Braden & KK were all there. Rosalie was in heaven & I had a pretty good time myself!

I mean, these two are pretttty entertaining:

 

Probably my fave 2 girls in this world.

 

Fave-boy-in-the-world award goes to Braden.







 

And then maybe Rosalie and I stopped at McDonalds...

(You already know we did.)

 

'Twas a wonderful weekend.

This is what fall is all about.

Family, fun, friends, football, & food.

 

My mom is in town today watching my little ball of fun.

She woke up bright & early for Gramma's arrival:

 

 

I hope I find you all happy & healthy.

Here's to eating right, working out, & not being too hard on yourself :)