Dresses, Drag, & Dolls

It's been a hot minute since I've blogged.
A lot has been going on...but I'm finally on Spring Break & enjoying every second of it.
Although, I some how hurt my back & have been going through Bengay like an arthritic 90 year old.

My eating is FINALLY in check.
I have been eating 90% clean for the last 4 days and the sugar-carb-grease-FAT cravings are nearly over.
Thank the Lord.
Now I just need to start moving my bod again - I cannot wait to begin my class at Lane AKA basically have a gym membership again.
I excel at working out when I have a designated time & place to actually do it (though) (inside joke) (it's probably dead by now).

So whats the haps? What have I been doing?
In true Michelle (lazy) style, here a bunch of pics!

First: we drove up to PDX to celebrate my friend McKenna's 21st birthday.

But first, we stopped at a dress shop so Bonnie could try on some gowns.

How gorg of a bride is she going to be?

I was supremely helpful (as usual) and tried on some bird cage veils.

Then it was time to make way to the show.

SPEED BUMP.

^^This is who I aspire to be someday.

LOVE this lady.

We made it to our destination: Darcelle's!!

OMG, everyone HAS GOT TO GO to this drag show.

So fun. So funny. Stiff drinks.

All of the lovely ladies outside Darcelle's.

Great group of gals <3

Heidi, Darcelle, & I.

(P.S. Rosalie is sitting next to me as I blog & just asked who the ugly girl was between Heidi & I)

The end.

No dragshow is complete without a kick line, amiriiiight?

Then it was off to some random bar to drink more and do karaoke.

^^This lady has got some serious pipes.

I wowed the crowd with a group rendition of Hit Me Baby (One More Time).

Overall, it was a GREAT time.

Doing stuff like this really, really, really, really, really makes me miss living up north.

Maybe I will again......someday? 

And no blog is complete without the most adorbs girl in the world...

JK JK JK

Here she is:

To. Die.

What a doll.

Alright party people, until next time.

PEACE.

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Wow. I have never felt so reprimanded in my life than I have felt today.

Nikki Short, my balls are in your hands :)

Kidding, kidding. I love blogging! I just forget about it - between being a full time student and mom, I am soooooo busy. 

Netflix really ties me down. 

I've started running again! 

OMG it's the best thing ever. Especially with this sunshine. 

Super heart love running. Sorry (Amy). 

I've accidentally deleted all my pics on my phone after I loaded them onto my computer so this blog is kind of a joke. 

Let's just wind it up by saying:

1. I had my hearing for Lee-Built today. Those buttheads are just poo-ey. I burned ALL the documents in my fireplace that they have sent me the second after my phone hearing was done. Good riddance. 

2. Shawn & I start couples therapy in two weeks. We have been going independently and now it's time to go together. Things are going swimmingly and I love it. 

3. I've signed up for an independent PE class next term & cannot wait to be back in a gym environment. 

4. My Granddaddy passed away. He was 90 and lived a wonderful life. He was an amazing man who worked his way from nothing and became the patriarch of our family. You are forever missed Granddaddy.   

And lastly, 5. This term ends for me Monday and although I won't be getting wet & wild in Cancun, I will be enjoying it THOROUGHLY. 

Alright whiners, next blog will have pics of me doing stupid things. 

Mucho love. 

Snapchat Gold

Heyyyyyy party people.
Anyone watch Mama Laughlin's video today? She got laid off from her job & is using the opportunity to achieve her dreams.
Sound familiar?
ML is clearly stalking me :)

On that note, school is going great.
I found my car in record time today in the parking lot - 10 minutes!
OH.......and classes are going well, too. I'm really going to miss my Medical Terminology class.
And just in case anyone was worried, I am officially First Aid/CPR certified...

CREEEEEEEEPY, right???

Oh well, at least I KNOW what to do if I'm ever in an emergency situation with Rosalie.

Today was #mancrushmonday.

I thought that it was applicable that BuzzFeed knew too...

I love you Justin. Then, now, forever.

GAWD I MISS HIM. 

Meowwww.

Not much else is going on. 

Just keeping on keeping on...

And because I'm lazy like this, here are some more pics...

Smoked Gouda Mac 'n' Cheese

Delish.

OKAY, OKAY...it was a teeeeeny bit salty.

Ummmm, this is how I went to school today.

Don't judge me. I'M PRETTY!

What happens when you're running late?

The garbage truck is parked right behind you.

And last, but not least: Snapchat GOLD.

Saw this on Facebook today & nearly died laughing.

Welp, I got nothing else to offer you.

Hope I find you all healthy & happy <3