#NOWEIGHMAY GETS WRECKED

I need to b*tch for a second.
This was my dinner last night:

4 oz. of chicken and a salad.

 

This was Shawn's dinner:

 

4 oz. of chicken and a MOUND of homemade mac 'n' cheese.

Because I am that nice of a fiancée.

 

I stared at it and drooled the entire time.

You think I'm joking...

 

Later on Rosalie kept saying, "side! side!". Which means outside. So out we went:

 

Rosalie and I are really mastering the art of taking bad selfies.

Sorry bb girl!

 

Like I said in my last post, times be ROUGH.

So I maybe had a beer last night.

It's ok, I had plenty of calories left.

And when I weighed this morning? 156.

BOOM.

And yes, I have epically failed at #noweighmay. Thanks for calling me out Juliane :)

 

Today I'm having a rest day because I plan on putting in some serious gym time over the weekend.

And I look cute and don't wanna fudge it up:

 







I can't believe how loose my clothing is getting on me.

I know this isn't a great representative of that...but come on, would I lie to you?

So my friend Jaime has started watching Rosalie on Friday's since Michelle started her internship.
Jaime also watches another little boy during the week & brought him over today.
Ladies & gentlemen, I think my daughter is in love...
Shawn's ready to kick his butt at any sign of heartbreak (JK JK JK).

Jaime, Rosalie, Josh

 

Josh handing Ro a flower <3

 

The look of love.

 

So what if Jaime texts me all these pics and then I put them on my blog and rep them like they're my own?

GET OVER IT.

I just wish I wasn't an idiot and knew how to post videos.

Jaime sent me one of them singing "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star".

For any and all who are interested: That song is Rosalie's JAM.

 

Anyway gentle readers, that's really all I got.

EXCEPT: ERIK FREAKING MILLER is coming to town today.

I expect about 900 men at my house. There will be lots of talk about boobs, beer, and butts. And they will all call Erik "Ken Doll".

I can't wait.

 

MUCHO LOVE PEEPS.